Who doesn't love sirens?

From our earliest awareness, every boy gets excited at the sound of a siren. Something interesting is going on! Some big piece of complex machinery is going to go by at a high rate of speed!

Who has been underserved?

AIR TANKERS!!!!!

Wouldn't it be the coolest thing ever for these vailiant firefighters of the sky to announce their precense with the biggest, baddest sirens on the planet? Imagine the thrill of seeing a big ole Air Tanker take off, then sound it's siren at 5,000 ft., heard for miles and miles! Waking babies! Scaring cattle! Demanding respect!

It's up to us. We need to petition to get Air Tankers the respect their ground-based brethren have, big honking blaring screeching sirens!

Unfortunately, I have no idea who to petition. Nor do sirens on tankers make much sense, since other aircraft probably can't hear them.

But we can't let that stop us! Create a groundswell in your community, talk about sirens on tankers whenever and whereever you can! Become obsessed! Annoy people with your passion for sirens on tanker!

If we talk about this enough, if we monopolize every conversation, if we pound on enough bartops, if we stand on random corners with "Sirens on tankers!" cardboard signs, the world will take notice.

And maybe lock us up. But that's a risk we must take.

Join the cause.

SIRENS ON TANKERS!!!!

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